All the ways I misspell “thesaurus” when I type it into Google.

“Thesis”

“Theseus” 

“Tyrannosaurus”

“The rust belt”

“The russet potatoes” 

“Theater”

“Theatre”

“The Russel Brand Show” 

“Thus Spoke Zarathustra”

“The big words book”

“The big words book that’s not the dictionary”

“The dictionary’s cousin?”