Things I pass on my walk when I forget my glasses.

1.    Shadow monster

2.    Cotton candy on a leash

3.    A Banksy mural that’s way over my head

4.    Slender Man

5.    Yard full of packing peanuts

6.    Pterodactyls

7.    Two slabs of tree bark fornicating

8.    Dead shadow monster

9.    A couple chatting while gently cupping toilet paper tubes in their palms

10. Pool noodles sticking out of the ground

11. The Michelin Man and his lesser known counterpart, Michelin Teenage Boy

12. The harpoon-covered war rig from that opening scene of Mad Max

13. A street vendor selling bowling balls at a very reasonable price and golf balls at a very unreasonable price

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