A critique of Marilyn Monroe’s birthday performance.

I think that Marilyn Monroe’s version of Happy Birthday Mr. President would be far sexier if she were dressed as a birthday clown. If she were able to honk her sexy nose and squirt water out of her sexy flower. Her hair, although large in person, would be much sexier as a red mop of curls. Alabaster skin with a big red smile. I think I am attracted to birthday clowns. 

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