Creepy men let their creep know no bounds. They follow women home, they catcall teenagers, they fill the majority of the positions in our government. When you’re the recipient of their creep, you can feel powerless and afraid. The solution?
Take the creepy man’s field mice,
and bop them on the head.
They’ll have no choice other than to stop being creepy and instead be like, “What? Stop.” They literally hate it when you 1.) take their field mice out of safekeeping (check pockets, car glove boxes, etc) and 2.) metaphorically flip them the bird by literally bopping their mice.
SIDE EFFECTS: After your third bop, the Good Fairy will come and turn you into a goon. This is good though, because once you’re a goon, if men are creepy to you, you can now be a goon back. This method is foolproof.