The Willennium approaches.
I have prepared for this my whole life.
Wait, I totally lost track of time. What year is it?
Did I miss the Willennium?
I did.
Well that effing figures.
What the hell am I going to do with all these Willenium certifications I got? They’re friggin’ USELESS now!
Wait a second, Willenniums last a hundred years. We’re still in the Willennium!
Oh joy!
Dang it, I shouldn’t have ripped up these Willenium certificates.
There goes a HUNDRED bucks!