Some blue humor.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walked into a bar. They yelled, “Fuck Mitch McConnell” and each did $2,000 worth of shots. It was awesome.

Scott Bolohan is the founder of The Twin Bill, a literary baseball publication. He is a frequent contributor to McSweeney's.

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