Bruce Wayne orders DoorDash.

EXT. WAYNE MANOR – NIGHT

DELIVERY MAN rings the doorbell carrying a Shake Shack bag.

BRUCE WAYNE answers the door.

DELIVERY MAN

DoorDash delivery for Batman.

BRUCE WAYNE

Yep, that’s me.

DELIVERY MAN

Wait, what?

BRUCE WAYNE

Damn it.

Scott Bolohan

Scott Bolohan is the founder of The Twin Bill, a literary baseball publication. He is a frequent contributor to McSweeney's.

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