Helpful suggestions to make the Illuminati a bit more “Illumi-Naughty.”

Crotchless robes.

Incorporate buttock squeeze into the secret handshake.

Lighten up sour post-animal-sacrifice gloom with tickle / pillow fights.

Truth serum distributed via shot glasses, rather than the sinister, creepy syringe.

When producing race of subterranean lizard people, make sure that they have really big butts.

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