“Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned, but the second mouse, he struggled so hard that he eventually churned that cream into butter and he walked out.” ― Frank William Abagnale, Sr.
Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream. “I told you ‘cream bucket tightrope’ was a bad idea,” said the first mouse.
Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream. You see, a week prior, one medium-sized rat had fallen into a pitcher of milk, and these mice were not to be outdone.
Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream. “A bucket of cream?” said the first mouse. “Who’s filling up buckets with cream?” “Who even uses buckets these days?” said the second mouse. Soon they had a sitcom.
Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream. “Cannonball!” yelled the mice. The first annual cream bucket mouse pool party was off to an amazing start.
Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream. But they didn’t have to worry because they had on mouse life jackets–durable, comfortable, and available for a limited time at L.L. Bean.
Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream. Then two more fell in. Then two more. Oh god, Alan is dumping mice in the cream bucket again!
Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream…or so we thought. Further evidence would reveal the mice were pushed. All this and more tonight on Mouse Dateline.