Michael Jordan in a Hanes commercial from 2007
Bruno Ganz when he played Hitler in a film
Sir Anthony Hopkins when he played Hitler in a different film
Sir Ian McKellan when he played Hitler in a straight to DVD Hitler movie
Sir Alec Guinness when he played a Sir Alec Guinness-looking Hitler in his very own Hitler movie
David Bamber when he played a David Bamber-looking but also Hitler-passing Hitler in his also unique Hitler movie
Whomever Hitler kissed on the lips after drinking a glass of milk
Mr. Potato Head toys owned by deranged children
Me for a second when I was shaving my beard square by square
New me starts today
Oh, how I’ve let myself go
Fetch my workout pearls
Lost five pounds from Spanish Flu
She’s a lucky bitch
Modesty be damned
Chop off my hair and bring me
A looser corset
Gertrude, Millicent, and Blanche
Are in my girl squad
What in the Sam Hill?
Ethel is hot AND funny?
Pick a lane, Ethel!
Suck it, convention!
I’m going on a solo
I’m going to wear
My sluttiest knee-length dress
The first time I vote
Dusk. One of those times. You know the kind. A summer evening. Kids playing ball. The sun setting. Stars arriving in the black limousine of night. The kind of night you dreamed of when you were young. Now that you’re old, you know that’s just what it was. A dream. Morning comes, and so does that kind with a u in it. You in it. Mourning.
Some people write like this.