Famine: Death, I’ve been meaning to ask, how do you keep your horse’s mane so lustrous and silky? It’s mind boggling!
Conquest: We have a bet going… it’s the blood of sinners, right?
Death: Ha! I wish. It’s actually this herbal stuff with vitamin D and honeysuckle extract. It’s expensive as hell, but I’ll send you the link if you want.
War: Hey guys, is there any more of that guacamole left?
Vrooooooooooooooooom
Ga-gunk ga-gunk ga-gunk
Honk honk
Awwoooo-ga
Vroom Vroom Vroom
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Screeeeeech
ga-gunk ga-gunk
Vroom vroom.
Roll Credits: “LIFE IS A HIGHWAAAAAY, I’M GONNA RIDE IT ALL. NIGHT. LONG.”