If love were like baseball,
I’d say she hit a lot of foul balls
before striking out, but love’s not like baseball:
There’s no crying in baseball.
- When we asked you for your name, you said “not much, you?” and then vomited
everywhere. - You brought a knife to lazer tag.
- We get it, you’re an orphan.
- At every party, you insist on “pouring one out for Epstein.”
- You are majoring in Lunch.
- Your poetry is so bad.
- Your autobiography, “I Am The Worst: Reasons Why I Should Not be in a Sorority” was
pretty good.
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I voted for myself.- George Washington
I voted, and you can quote me on this, for myself. – Ulysses S. Grant
I voted for myself. – Grover Cleveland
While I don’t recall exactly, I probably voted for myself. – Andrew Johnson
Thought about voting for my opponent but then I didn’t. Voted for myself, instead.– John F. Kennedy
Myself.- Andrew Jackson
Did you know I’m from Georgia? I voted for myself. – Jimmy Carter
I did not not vote for myself. – Bill Clinton
Voted for myself and then went to the pharmacy for an Egg Cream. – Chester A. Arthur
Voted for myself. Twice.- Richard Nixon
I voted for myself. Thank you for asking. – Herbert Hoover
Voted for myself. – Warren G. Harding
Yes, I did cast a ballot in the 1857 election, and the ballot I cast, and keep in mind there was more than one candidate, was for myself. – James Buchanan
Myself. – James K. Polk
Myself. – Millard Fillmore
Myself. – Woodrow Wilson
My good friend James “Fuck Master” Monroe. – Joe Biden
Voted for myself. – Theodore Roosevelt