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Famine: Death, I’ve been meaning to ask, how do you keep your horse’s mane so lustrous and silky?   It’s mind boggling!

Conquest:   We have a bet going…  it’s the blood of sinners, right?


Death:   Ha!   I wish.   It’s actually this herbal stuff with vitamin D and honeysuckle extract.   It’s expensive as hell, but I’ll send you the link if you want.


War:  Hey guys, is there any more of that guacamole left?